bobthebuilderisbob:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship


posted on Jul 31 from alphafoxtrot © aflylovesong with 40,380 notes
Wal-Mart earned $27 billion in profit last year. They could afford to pay their bottom million workers $10,000 more a year, raise all of those people out of poverty, cost — save taxpayers billions of dollars, and still earn $17 billion in profit, right? It’s simply nuts that we have allowed this to happen. […] You know, this ridiculous idea that a worker on Wall Street who earns tens of millions of dollars a year securitizing imaginary assets or doing high-frequency trading is worth 1,000 times as much as workers who earn tens of thousands of dollars a year educating our children, growing or serving us our food, throwing themselves into harm’s away to protect our life or property, that this difference reflects the true value or intrinsic worth of these jobs is nonsense.

posted on Jul 31 from alphafoxtrot © cognitiveinequality with 2,722 notes

posted on Jul 31 from idontunderstandthiscess © weheartit.com with 9,446 notes

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car


posted on Jul 31 from idontunderstandthiscess © frickgerard with 432,028 notes

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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posted on Jul 31 from idontunderstandthiscess © jesusinc with 234,901 notes

posted on Jul 31 from alphafoxtrot © officialkylemaclachlan with 37,226 notes

posted on Jul 31 from kelly-kapoor with 5,015 notes

Your face is clogging up my dream,smiling so god damn tenderly but hell I know this ain’t no good for me,there ain’t no grown man that should be living in a memory.


posted on Jul 31 from emilystonne with 89 notes

schrutedwights:

Get To Know Me » 10 Celebrity Crushes (in no order): BJ Novak

"If you love something, let it go. If you don’t love something, definitely let it go. Basically just drop everything, who cares."


posted on Jul 31 from schrutedwights with 319 notes